This year, I’m finding the craziest headlines and writing jokes about their absurdity. Because, let’s face it, our world is a little wacky in 2024. I hope my humor, sometimes reminiscent of a 12-year-old boy, doesn't offend anyone. Alright, here we go…
A skull found in a wall of a suburban home in Batavia, IL remains a mystery after 45 years. Coroner's report they’ve made no headway.
A nude man cannonballs into a giant aquarium at Bass Pro shop in Leeds, Alabama. Forget the cannon, those balls were everywhere!
Cameron Diaz, acclaimed for her role as Fiona in Shrek, denies any Jeffrey Epstein ties by saying, “I’m not interested in islands, more of a swamp girl myself.”
Trump wins Iowa Caucus. That’s one more felony — oops I mean victory! — for Trump.